Saturday, April 22, 2006
In Which I Depart From Thessaloniki and Enter the Ancient World, With A Few Detours for Pizza and Stuff
All right. Here, in several installments, you will be able to read the fascinating chronicle of my six days wandering through the Peloponnesus. Chapter One begins on a bright sunny Friday in Thessaloniki, where I woke up, taught a seventh grade class, taught an eighth grade class, collected my paycheck, stuffed various items in my bags, and headed for the bus station to catch the bus to Athens.
I don't know why, maybe it was nerves brought on by my first full trip alone, but I was convinced that I was not going to catch the bus, or that the bus would be full, or that some other incident would occur to prevent me from setting sail (er, setting wheel?). However, I purchased my ticket, climbed aboard the bus, and well, sat there for six hours. The trip to Athens takes a while. And even when I arrived in Athens I still had two and a half hours to Nafplio ahead of me. So the first day of my travels was not terribly exciting, I suppose. But I saw some pretty terrain on the bus ride, which was nice. I also realized that my geographical knowledge is nil. I kept seeing mountains and thinking "Oh, look! Olympus!" This persisted until we were approaching the greater metropolitan area of Athens. For those of you unfamiliar with Greek geography, this is roughly akin to saying "Oh, look! Mt. Monadnock!" when you are standing in the middle of Manhattan.
Anyway, I arrived in Nafplio at about 11:30pm. Nafplio is a lovely little seaside town in close proximity to Mycenae and Epidavrus, two ancient sites of considerable fame. Nafplio is also known for being a lovely weekend resort, and as this was the weekend, I was a bit nervous about finding accomodation. Unfortunately, many of the smaller hotels were closed for the night by the time I arrived; there was nobody at the reception desk to give me a room. I ended up at a place near the bus station that was very clean, very cheap, very friendly, and had absolutely atmosphere whatsover. That was unfortunate, in a way; Nafplio is known for being a perfect romantic getaway, and some romance would have been nice. But I settled for CNN, which was also a definite novelty in my otherwise television-free life.
The next morning I strolled through acronafplia, an old castle on a hill right in the middle of town, and then caught the bus to ancient Mycenae. Here's the view from acronafplia.
Mycenae was the center of the Mycenean kingdom, where Agamemnon supposedly ruled, at least until he went to war at Troy and sacrificed his daughter, came home with a lover, and was killed by his wife Klytemnestra and her lover who were consequently both murdered by Electra and Orestes, the children of the troubled marriage, who were victorious until Orestes went insane from all the bloodshed and had to go find some gods to redeem him. Turns out they were all cursed because their ancestor killed someone named Pelops and then served him to the gods at a banquet. I know this because back in high school I was in a play entitled 'The Libation Bearers', which tells the story of Electra and Orestes. The story is also in the Odyssey, I believe.
Ultimately, I am sure we don't know how much of the story is truth and how much is myth, but I do think that rather adds to the appeal of the whole thing.
You enter ancient Mycenae through the famous Lion Gate, which I am pretty sure I saw pictures of in various English and History classes throughout middle school, high school and college. However, nobody but me seems to remember having seen these pictures, which suggests one of two things: 1) I went to schools with particularly good visual classroom aids, or, perhaps, 2) I was the only one paying attention in the aforementioned classrooms. Either one seems a distinct possibility. Here's the Lion Gate, anyway, and you can take a look for yourself. and see if your memory is jogged.
The Lions, actually, may not be lions after all; that's what Howard, my fellow American tourist, told me. Indeed, if you look closely you see that they really do not have heads, so all we can say for sure is that they are large mammals. Large Mammal Gate; it sounds like something that might exist at the Bronx Zoo. Of course, if they are sphinxes, I'm not sure if they are mammals or what. Are sphinxes mammals? I guess they are hybrids of other mammals, so in a sense, yes, they are.
Here are some pictures of the Mycenean ruins that lie beyond the gate. There's an entire palace to be seen, including everything from tombs to an underground water cistern to things that nobody can really identify. The site was excavated by Heinrich Schliemann some years ago; does the name sound familiar? We discussed him in school, but maybe that was also when I was the only one paying attention. Schliemann is the one who found the famous death mask of Agamemnon, which you have seen pictures of, I'll bet. Of course, it seems that the mask is only known as the death mask of Agamemnon because Schliemann decreed it to be so; nobody knows for sure if it was Agamemnon or just some bloke. (I love the word 'bloke', don't you? It's much more fun than 'guy')
I usually try to remain somewhat discreet about my picture-taking, as I don't like to be an obvious obnoxious tourist. But at Mycenae, the only people present are tourists and dead people, and as I'd prefer to belong to the former group, I didn't feel too self conscious about taking constant snapshots. Here's one of the tombs. I believe this is the tomb of Aegisthus, who was the lover of Klytemnestra, whose name may or may not be spelled in that particular way. These tombs are built with a sort of beehive shaped roof inside. They are totally different than the northern Macedonian tombs that you can see at Vergina. Also, I'm exaggerating about the dead people. There are no dead people inside, although presumably there used to be some. Mycenae has a variety of tombs for various members of the royal family, because that's what happens when you keep murdering people; you have to built more tombs.
I did take a picture of the place where Agamemnon's death mask was found, but for some reason blogger refuses to let me put it up here. Maybe it's afraid of being cursed. That's OK. If you are interested, I am sure that you can find pictures online. That's the thing about ancient ruins; although the temptation to photograph them is overwhelming, you also know that you are taking the same pictures that millions of people have been taking for the past hundred-some years.
After Mycenae, I went back to Nafplio and swapped travel stories with Howard from California, who recommended that I climb up to Palamidi fortress, an old Venetian structure way the hell up on the top of a cliff overlooking Nafplio. I took his advice and headed up there. It was something of a climb. I later read that there are supposedly 999 steps up there, although that may be a myth. I sure didn't count.
The Venetians, as you may or may not know, occupied portions of southern Greece for a while, way back before the Ottomans took over. I don't know much about the Venetian occupation except that it created some awfully nice architecture, and Palamidi fortress was no exception. It's got all sorts of mysterious nooks and crannies, crumbling walls, hidden bastions that seem to go on forever across the hillside, towers and lookout posts. It's also got a great view, which is a nice reward for a sweaty tourist, and was a nice advantage for the Venetians if someone was attacking. Of course, I think one would have to be in awfully good shape to attack Palamidi. I go running a whole lot, but by the time I got up there I was still pretty sweaty and tired, and my calves were absolutely furious at me the following day. It was at Palamidi that I began taking pictures of myself; I had climbed all the way up there, and the view was gorgeous, and I would be damned if I was going to let that photo opportunity by. After all, I wouldn't want anyone to think that I'm still hiding out in that basement apartment in Iowa, stealing pictures from google image searches and making random stuff up. Unfortunately, you are still going to have to take my word for it, because blogger also refuses to put this picture up. Blogger is in a rotten mood today. But trust me; the photo exists. I made it up there, I have a sweaty bedraggled look to prove it and everything.
After Palamidi, I opened my Lonely Planet to the Nafplio map to locate a shop described as having the best gelato outside of Italy. I am a sucker for good gelato, especially on a hot afternoon after climbing a fortress. On the way I ran across a large assortment of souvenir shops and tour groups wandering through the old town area. All of this tourism was a big change; Thessaloniki really doesn't attract tourists much, and it was something of a shock to be surrounded by Americans and to be greeted with "Hello!" instead of "Γεια σασ!" "How can they tell I'm American?" I wondered indignantly. Was it my clothes? My manner? My wide-eyed expression? (I've seen that expression on a lot of people in Manhattan; you always know a tourist in Times Square because they are looking up and walking slow.) Maybe it was the Lonely Planet guide tucked under my arm. That's a pretty big tip-off.
On my way to the gelato shop I stumbled across something known as the komboloi museum. Komboloi are called worry beads in English; they are often made of amber, and strung together on a piece of string. Men seem to carry them more than women, particularly older men. If you look closely, you'll see that many people have them tucked away in one hand, and you'll often hear them clicking and clacking back and forth in public places.
Well, the worry bead museum was tiny, but educational; it had a display of komboloi ranging back hundreds of years, and explained that the Greek komboloi developed from Muslim and Buddhist religious beads. In fact, this is also where the Catholic rosary came from, apparently, and there were several of those on display as well. However, Greek worry beads are unique because they are not a religious tradition, more of a nervous habit than a prayer aid.
Well, they may not be religious, but that doesn't mean that there are not worry bead fanatics and worry bead fundamentalists. My museum ticket came with a little booklet written by the museum founder, a passionate worry bead lover who insists that real komboloi must be made with certain materials; bone, amber, coral, wood, or other things that were once alive. He insists that metal worry beads are a terrible corruption of the komboloi tradition, and urges true worry bead users to join the "Order of the Komboloi", to take on the "sacred duty" of a "preacher", to fight agaist the "barbarous manufacturers", and "pimps" who have "tarted up" the komboloi. I find all of this a little bit mystifying, and the "Order of the Komboloi" sounds to me like a group of Greek wizards casting spells against Lord Voldemort. But we all need our passions in life, I suppose, and most of mine are hardly sensible either, come to think of it.
The end of the story is, I got my gelato and learned a bit about komboloi tradition before meeting Howard for dinner in the old town. (Howard if, you are reading this, email me! I lost your email address, but I would love to know how you are doing and how your trip turned out.) We alo caught a glimpse of the lovely Nafplio sky at nightfall.
The next day I was up early again, and off to see the ancient site of Epidaurus (pronounced Epidavrus), where there is a magnificent ancient theatre with excellent acoustics. I mean, these people made modern day sound systems practically obsolete. You could hear people on the stage loud and clear, even up in the very top row. In this picture, taken from the top, you can see a group clustered together on the stage, way down there. They were singing "Dona Nobis Pacem", and it was lovely. And I could hear them! There were a fair number of performers giving those acoustics a try; I was tempted, myself, even though my high school drama days are past. However, singing is not my forte and I had no impressive monologue to impart. And when you voice is going to reach several hundred tourists in a setting like that, well, you want to be impressive.
The theatre is the most exciting part of Epidaurus, but they also have a nice little museum, and an ancient sanctuary where people came to be healed and worship the God Asklepios. The sanctuary included this stadium, which I thought was definitely photo-worthy.
I somehow missed the bus back to Nafplio, although I personally suspect that it did not arrive at all, as I was there ten minutes early, and did not see any bus leave the premises, and neither did several other people who were waiting. Fortunately, I met a study abroad student and her family who were in the same predicament, and they were nice enough to let me tag along on their cab ride back to Nafplio, where I spent several more hours eating gelato and browsing through souvenirs before catching the bus to Tripoli en route to Sparta. And that is where I will leave you for the time being. Up Next; Byzantine ruins.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
All By Myself
So, I'm back. And my trip to the Peloponnese was absolutely mind blowing. I mean, it was really just great. As soon as I get my pictures together and have some time, I will describe it to you at length. As it turns out, travelling alone is a lot more fun than I expected, though there are, of course, ups and downs:
The Bliss of Solitude
- Let's say you are in Athens at 1pm on a Saturday, in a group of twelve people. Eight of those twelve people will be hungry. Of those eight, two will want gyros, one will want pizza, one wants a big sit-down meal at an expensive taverna, one wants organic vegan soy products that were produced under fair trade laws, one refuses upon pain of death to eat anything that is not steak, white bread or from McDonald's, and one doesn't know what he wants, but is passionately committed to rejecting every other proposal put forth. Of the four that are not hungry, two want to go to the archeology museum, one wants to take fifty identical consecutive photos of the acropolis from various angles, and one wants to comparison shop for Zeus-shaped bottles of ouzo and classy T-shirts with pictures of topless sunbathers on them. When and if you finally decide on a plan of action, it will take several hours to walk each block, because two people have to pee, one has to purchase batteries, one has to call her boyfriend, and two have to take pictures of each other pretending to sprint in to the Panathenian stadium.
When you travel alone, you don't have to put up with any of that shit.
-Travelling with someone for two or three days is usually fun. However, when you travel with someone for more than 48 hours, there is always a risk involved. There is nothing that will make you hate a person more than travelling with them and discovering halfway through the trip that you have very different ideas about what constitutes a good trip. Sometimes you think someone is really cool and then she will go and throw a fit when it costs five Euros to see invaluable pieces of immortal artwork, or will routinely walk into shops and restaurants and screech "DOES ANYONE SPEAK ENGLISH AROUND HERE?"*, as though talking loud will somehow transcend the language barrier.
*I have thankfully never traveled with anyone who does this. But a study-abroad friend of mine told me that her mother came to Thessaloniki for a visit and did it for about a week.
-There are always people to meet. In Nafplio, I met Howard from California, and had a great time eating pizza and chatting about travel, school and stuff. (Hi Howard!) I shared a cab from Epidaurus with study abroad student from Minneapolis and her family, and we swapped hotel advice and travel stories. In Sparti, I ordered souvlaki in broken Greek and was answered in perfect Canadian English by a Greek-Canadian who gave me his life history, a description of the current Spartan economy, and his business plans for the future. At the bus station I purchased a ticket to Monemvasia from a guy who told me that "Americans are good people, but bad government," and then sifted through all of the change in his register to give me a commemerative Olympic two-Euro coin "for your collection." On the bus in Athens I met an older man who told me all about travelling through the states and living in Puetro Rico, and warned me about five times that "Boys act nice, but they have other things in mind, so be careful!" Finally, in the youth hostel in Athens, I ended up sharing a room with three English majors from a small liberal arts college in Iowa. No kidding.
-There is something phenomenal about standing alone amidst the ruins of an ancient Byzantine city or an ancient palace. With someone else there, you have someone to share the wonder, but you always have a reminder of the present day right next to you. Alone, you can really try to move back seven hundred years, or three thousand, and imagine that you are about to watch an ancient comedy, or that you are looking for invaders over the hill, or that there are monks inside those brick walls, chanting hymns and going about their daily lives. And then, of course, a German school group will show up and shatter the reverie. But it's nice for a moment, anyway.
I Need Someone, Someone To Talk To....
-When you have half an hour to wait for a bus in the middle of nowhere, or five hours to get from place to place on said bus, or even ten minutes to kill before the metro shows up, it's nice to have someone to talk to. Being from New York, I have some impatience embedded in my nature, and I need something to do while I am waiting. It's nice having someone to talk to. It's even nicer over meals. And if I'm going to sleep on the bus, it's good if the person next to me is pleasant, and unsketchy, and doesn't mind if my head lands on their shoulder. It's even cool if the person is my sister and we can spend some time having a productive discussion about why my head is NOT allowed on her shoulder.
-When you hike all the way up to the top of the castle at Mystras, or Palamidi fortress at Nafplio, or the big rock at Monemvasia, it's good to have someone else to take your picture. It's really good if it's someone you know, just to be sure that they will not run off with your camera. (Although who can really run off with a camera at the top of a fortress?) I had to take pictures of myself for six days, and they were, well, as flattering as self-taken pictures usually are, which is to say, not very. But I saved them, just as proof, in case anyone accuses me of being a travel fraud.
-It's also nice to have someone to pay part the hotel bill. And part of the the restaurant bill. And to order some weird food that you don't want to order yourself, but you are curious about. In Nafplio, Howard ordered rabbit. I have adjusted to eating fish with heads, but haven't quite gotten comfortable with rabbit consumption. However, I did get to see what it looks like, which was educational. And according to Howard, it tastes like chicken.
-You know when you are sitting in the station surrounded by three large bags, ten minutes before your bus leaves for a five hour trip, and you want to go pee, but you want someone to watch your bags for you so you don't have to haul them into the bathroom stall with you? Well, when you are alone, there is nobody to do that. And it sucks.
The Bliss of Solitude
- Let's say you are in Athens at 1pm on a Saturday, in a group of twelve people. Eight of those twelve people will be hungry. Of those eight, two will want gyros, one will want pizza, one wants a big sit-down meal at an expensive taverna, one wants organic vegan soy products that were produced under fair trade laws, one refuses upon pain of death to eat anything that is not steak, white bread or from McDonald's, and one doesn't know what he wants, but is passionately committed to rejecting every other proposal put forth. Of the four that are not hungry, two want to go to the archeology museum, one wants to take fifty identical consecutive photos of the acropolis from various angles, and one wants to comparison shop for Zeus-shaped bottles of ouzo and classy T-shirts with pictures of topless sunbathers on them. When and if you finally decide on a plan of action, it will take several hours to walk each block, because two people have to pee, one has to purchase batteries, one has to call her boyfriend, and two have to take pictures of each other pretending to sprint in to the Panathenian stadium.
When you travel alone, you don't have to put up with any of that shit.
-Travelling with someone for two or three days is usually fun. However, when you travel with someone for more than 48 hours, there is always a risk involved. There is nothing that will make you hate a person more than travelling with them and discovering halfway through the trip that you have very different ideas about what constitutes a good trip. Sometimes you think someone is really cool and then she will go and throw a fit when it costs five Euros to see invaluable pieces of immortal artwork, or will routinely walk into shops and restaurants and screech "DOES ANYONE SPEAK ENGLISH AROUND HERE?"*, as though talking loud will somehow transcend the language barrier.
*I have thankfully never traveled with anyone who does this. But a study-abroad friend of mine told me that her mother came to Thessaloniki for a visit and did it for about a week.
-There are always people to meet. In Nafplio, I met Howard from California, and had a great time eating pizza and chatting about travel, school and stuff. (Hi Howard!) I shared a cab from Epidaurus with study abroad student from Minneapolis and her family, and we swapped hotel advice and travel stories. In Sparti, I ordered souvlaki in broken Greek and was answered in perfect Canadian English by a Greek-Canadian who gave me his life history, a description of the current Spartan economy, and his business plans for the future. At the bus station I purchased a ticket to Monemvasia from a guy who told me that "Americans are good people, but bad government," and then sifted through all of the change in his register to give me a commemerative Olympic two-Euro coin "for your collection." On the bus in Athens I met an older man who told me all about travelling through the states and living in Puetro Rico, and warned me about five times that "Boys act nice, but they have other things in mind, so be careful!" Finally, in the youth hostel in Athens, I ended up sharing a room with three English majors from a small liberal arts college in Iowa. No kidding.
-There is something phenomenal about standing alone amidst the ruins of an ancient Byzantine city or an ancient palace. With someone else there, you have someone to share the wonder, but you always have a reminder of the present day right next to you. Alone, you can really try to move back seven hundred years, or three thousand, and imagine that you are about to watch an ancient comedy, or that you are looking for invaders over the hill, or that there are monks inside those brick walls, chanting hymns and going about their daily lives. And then, of course, a German school group will show up and shatter the reverie. But it's nice for a moment, anyway.
I Need Someone, Someone To Talk To....
-When you have half an hour to wait for a bus in the middle of nowhere, or five hours to get from place to place on said bus, or even ten minutes to kill before the metro shows up, it's nice to have someone to talk to. Being from New York, I have some impatience embedded in my nature, and I need something to do while I am waiting. It's nice having someone to talk to. It's even nicer over meals. And if I'm going to sleep on the bus, it's good if the person next to me is pleasant, and unsketchy, and doesn't mind if my head lands on their shoulder. It's even cool if the person is my sister and we can spend some time having a productive discussion about why my head is NOT allowed on her shoulder.
-When you hike all the way up to the top of the castle at Mystras, or Palamidi fortress at Nafplio, or the big rock at Monemvasia, it's good to have someone else to take your picture. It's really good if it's someone you know, just to be sure that they will not run off with your camera. (Although who can really run off with a camera at the top of a fortress?) I had to take pictures of myself for six days, and they were, well, as flattering as self-taken pictures usually are, which is to say, not very. But I saved them, just as proof, in case anyone accuses me of being a travel fraud.
-It's also nice to have someone to pay part the hotel bill. And part of the the restaurant bill. And to order some weird food that you don't want to order yourself, but you are curious about. In Nafplio, Howard ordered rabbit. I have adjusted to eating fish with heads, but haven't quite gotten comfortable with rabbit consumption. However, I did get to see what it looks like, which was educational. And according to Howard, it tastes like chicken.
-You know when you are sitting in the station surrounded by three large bags, ten minutes before your bus leaves for a five hour trip, and you want to go pee, but you want someone to watch your bags for you so you don't have to haul them into the bathroom stall with you? Well, when you are alone, there is nobody to do that. And it sucks.
Monday, April 17, 2006
The Wheels on The Bus
Well, here I am in the Peloponnese, which is quite amazing. More on the amazingness later.
First, an introduction to the Greek Bus. This trip involves a lot of buses. There are some strange things about Greek buses:
1-They leave on time. Exactly on time. And this is GREECE. Plus, they are nice and comfy.
2-If you want to get off somewhere along the route, you can, even if it is not an official stop. This is cool if you really need to get to some random location along the highway, but annoying if you just want to take a 15 minute ride from Sparti to Mystras and it ends up taking 45 minutes because every little old lady in the Peloponnese is returning from grocery shopping and wants to be dropped off her front door.
3-If you take the bus to Tripoli from Nafplio, you will end up at the Arkadia KTEL. If you want to get from Tripoli to Sparti, you must walk a ways into town, ask a random man where to find the bus to Sparti, and follow the random man down a random road until you find a certain coffee shop filled with old men smoking cigarettes. You will notice the little paper sign in the window that says "Bus Station." You go in, walk over to a little empty counter, and ask for a ticket. Then the man behind the counter will call "Dimitri!" and Dimitri will come and sell you a ticket and you will sit on the curb next to the French couple in American baseball hats who have been following you since Epidaurus and wait for the bus, which will be 30 minutes late and so full that you have to stand up until one random guy offers to sit on his friend's lap to give you a seat.
4-When the bus drops you off in Mystras, it will drop you off in the town of Mystras, which is 15 minutes down the hill from the ancient city. Instead of starting at the top of the ancient city, which is built into a mountain, you will go from the waaaay bottom to the waaaay top and back again. And then the bus back to Sparti will pick you up in the village and head right back to the top of the ancient city to drop off lucky tourists who will not consequently develop shooting pain in their calves. But Mystras was worth it, let me tell you.
First, an introduction to the Greek Bus. This trip involves a lot of buses. There are some strange things about Greek buses:
1-They leave on time. Exactly on time. And this is GREECE. Plus, they are nice and comfy.
2-If you want to get off somewhere along the route, you can, even if it is not an official stop. This is cool if you really need to get to some random location along the highway, but annoying if you just want to take a 15 minute ride from Sparti to Mystras and it ends up taking 45 minutes because every little old lady in the Peloponnese is returning from grocery shopping and wants to be dropped off her front door.
3-If you take the bus to Tripoli from Nafplio, you will end up at the Arkadia KTEL. If you want to get from Tripoli to Sparti, you must walk a ways into town, ask a random man where to find the bus to Sparti, and follow the random man down a random road until you find a certain coffee shop filled with old men smoking cigarettes. You will notice the little paper sign in the window that says "Bus Station." You go in, walk over to a little empty counter, and ask for a ticket. Then the man behind the counter will call "Dimitri!" and Dimitri will come and sell you a ticket and you will sit on the curb next to the French couple in American baseball hats who have been following you since Epidaurus and wait for the bus, which will be 30 minutes late and so full that you have to stand up until one random guy offers to sit on his friend's lap to give you a seat.
4-When the bus drops you off in Mystras, it will drop you off in the town of Mystras, which is 15 minutes down the hill from the ancient city. Instead of starting at the top of the ancient city, which is built into a mountain, you will go from the waaaay bottom to the waaaay top and back again. And then the bus back to Sparti will pick you up in the village and head right back to the top of the ancient city to drop off lucky tourists who will not consequently develop shooting pain in their calves. But Mystras was worth it, let me tell you.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
20-some Questions
Well, in a mere forty-eight hours I will be on my way to the Peloponnese for five days. The Peloponnese is a region of southern Greece with a lot of lovely things to see, according to my guidebook. At least, I will theoretically be on my way to the Peloponnese. Here are the questions that are currently keeping me in suspense:
-Will my camera be ready for the trip? The man at the repair shop says it has a "broken circuit." I am devastated. I love that camera, and what would a trip be without endless blurry shots of unnecessary objects?
-Will I figure out how to spell "Peloponnese" correctly? Is it Peloponnese, Pelopponnese, Peloponesus, Pelopponesus, or Peloponnesus? And will I travel to Nafplio, Naufplio, Nauplio, Nauplion, Nafplion, or Naufplion? Isn't that mess even worse than a last name with no vowels?
-Will all of the transportation be too crowded with Easter travellers? Will it be worse than O'Hare on the snowy Wednesday before Thanksgiving? (Because I have been there, and I would rather eat fish heads than to do that again.) Will there be room for me? I think I made a bus reservation, but when I started spelling my last name the man at KTEL cut me off after three letters with "Yes, yes, be there half an hour ahead of time at Monastiriou." I think the aforemention vowelless name scared him.
-How exactly will this transportation work in Athens? Everything I read about buses and train stations in Athens seems to suggest that certain changes should have been made between 2004 and 2006. But this is Greece. I am not foolish enough to believe that just because the changes were SUPPOSED to take place, they DID take place. So will I have to change bus stations? If I do change bus stations, will the cabdriver cheat me? Because I hear suspicious things about those Athenian cabdrivers.
-Will I find a place to stay that is affordable? Will it be nice? Will it be like something out of a John Irving novel, with bears and prostitutes? Did the inclusion of the word 'prostitute' in that sentence just ensure that my blog will get lots of hits from people looking for porn?
-Will I get hot, cold, wet, confused or lost, and should I bring things to prevent these situations? Is there any point in asking if I will get lost, since I ALWAYS get lost? Will I get lonely, out there in southern Greece by myself?
And, most importantly;
-What book should I bring for the bus?
-Will my camera be ready for the trip? The man at the repair shop says it has a "broken circuit." I am devastated. I love that camera, and what would a trip be without endless blurry shots of unnecessary objects?
-Will I figure out how to spell "Peloponnese" correctly? Is it Peloponnese, Pelopponnese, Peloponesus, Pelopponesus, or Peloponnesus? And will I travel to Nafplio, Naufplio, Nauplio, Nauplion, Nafplion, or Naufplion? Isn't that mess even worse than a last name with no vowels?
-Will all of the transportation be too crowded with Easter travellers? Will it be worse than O'Hare on the snowy Wednesday before Thanksgiving? (Because I have been there, and I would rather eat fish heads than to do that again.) Will there be room for me? I think I made a bus reservation, but when I started spelling my last name the man at KTEL cut me off after three letters with "Yes, yes, be there half an hour ahead of time at Monastiriou." I think the aforemention vowelless name scared him.
-How exactly will this transportation work in Athens? Everything I read about buses and train stations in Athens seems to suggest that certain changes should have been made between 2004 and 2006. But this is Greece. I am not foolish enough to believe that just because the changes were SUPPOSED to take place, they DID take place. So will I have to change bus stations? If I do change bus stations, will the cabdriver cheat me? Because I hear suspicious things about those Athenian cabdrivers.
-Will I find a place to stay that is affordable? Will it be nice? Will it be like something out of a John Irving novel, with bears and prostitutes? Did the inclusion of the word 'prostitute' in that sentence just ensure that my blog will get lots of hits from people looking for porn?
-Will I get hot, cold, wet, confused or lost, and should I bring things to prevent these situations? Is there any point in asking if I will get lost, since I ALWAYS get lost? Will I get lonely, out there in southern Greece by myself?
And, most importantly;
-What book should I bring for the bus?
Saturday, April 01, 2006
My Plumber-In -Residence
This is not an April Fool's Joke. But it should be.
See, I'm working in the dorm this weekend, which means that I actually worked a 9 to 5 day today. This is very unusual for me; I usually work more along the lines of, say, 7-8am, 5-6:30pm, and 8:00-11:30 at night, doing different things each time. However, at 5pm today I repaired to my apartment, exhausted after eight full hours of, well, reading a book, drawing turtles with eighth graders, drinking tea in the dorm office and other stressful activities.
I stepped into the shower at about 5:30. Now, you should know that my cat has a totally strange and inexplicable fascination with plumbing. I don't know what this is all about, but she comes running every time she hears me turn the faucet on, and usually proceeds to stare at me, the water, or the drain in the floor for a good ten minutes afterwards. She also has a peculiar habit of yowling like a maniac every time I turn off the shower, and I usually end up spending a few minutes combing my hair in my bathrobe, and being followed from room to room by a caterwauling beast.
Well, today was no different. The moment I turned on the shower she came running. However, after several minutes of watching my wash my hair she proceeded to go over to the sink, which was unfortunately filled with several inches of icky dirty toothpaste water. See, I did something unfortunate to the drain about three days ago, and I just can't seem to get the little knob that is supposed to open it to function. For three days I have been prying up the drain at the bottom of the sink every time I need to rinse some water down the drain. I have been meaning to call someone to get them to come fix this, but I keep having more important things to do, like napping.
Well, as I stood there squirting conditioner into my hair, Calypso walked up to the back of the sink and let out a monumentally indignant sounding yowl. I turned to her, and, like an idiot, said "what's the matter kitty?" Then she batted at something I couldn't see, and like magic, all of the water in the sink drained away. No, seriously. The cat fixed my sink.
I went to examine after my shower, of course, and saw that, indeed, there is some sort of stick or lever back there that opens the drain. Perhaps I am the only person in the universe that did not know this about sinks and drains. Perhaps even cats know these things, and I am just dumb.
But I swear it happened. I swear it. If I am lying, may Zeus strike me down with a lightning bolt, and may the fish of the Aegean stop biting.
On another note, the camera that the cat broke is still not fixed, as I have not found a repair shop. And just yesterday she jumped on me while I was about to spoon coffee into French Press #2, causing me to drop the whole thing, spread glass all over the floor, and cut my foot. So if she applies for some sort of fix it job, I am not hiring her. But she does get a treat or two.
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